Showing posts with label Jokes: Mixed Bag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes: Mixed Bag. Show all posts

Friday, July 14, 2017

Becoz they are always searching for...?

A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.

Question: Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia are like labourers.

Send the bottle back please !

A handsome Saudi was sitting in a restaurant at the corner seat.


He asked a waiter to take the most expensive bottle of Wine to a very attractive woman sitting alone at a table in the other corner.

Waiter brought in the elitist wine bottle & took the bottle to the woman and said,
"Excuse me mam,  this precious bottle is from that gentleman who is seated
over there."and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

Friday, January 6, 2017

BHIM app seems to be satisfied everyone !!

After PM launched *BHIM App,* 


everyone seems to be satisfied,

RSS thinks its named after *Kuntiputra Bhim,*

Mayawati thinks it is named after *Bhimrao Ambedkar,* and

Rahul Gandhi thinks it is named after *"Chhota Bhim"*!!! 😂😆😅

Friday, July 22, 2016

Gabbar Singh was a MANAGEMENT GURU !

Gabbar Singh was a *MANAGEMENT GURU* as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered through the movie *Sholay.*



Read On...They are awesome..!👌

1. *Jo Darr Gaya - Samjho Mar Gaya!*
Courage and enterprise are important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented business.
👍😃👍

A Lady on telephone:



Hello Prashant Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Prashant : do u know me.. 

Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.  😊

Prashant  stunned,😳 Oh my God!😱

Prashant :Are u Sangeeta???? 😨

Lady:No ☺

Prashant :Are U Megha ??? 😨

Lady:No ☺ 

Prashant :Are u Nisha? 😨

Thursday, July 21, 2016

There was a beautiful girl named Rexona !


There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a handsome boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy". 


They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Three dead Men are in line waiting to get into heaven.

 Before they go in, St. Peter asks them how did they die. So he asks the first man and the first man says, "Well I've suspected for a while that my wife had been cheating on me with another man so I came home early from work on purpose. 

When I got back to the apartement she was lying naked in bed like she had just been having sex. So I checked under the bed and there was no one there.

 I checked in the closet and there was no one there, so I looked on the balcony and there was some guy hanging from the railing. I got so angry I beat his hands until he fell, then I ran back in the apartement, grabbed the refridgerator, brought it back out, and dropped over the railing right on top of him. 

Then I was so mad I had a heart attack and died and came here." St. Peter said, "It sounds like you've had it rough, so I'll let you in." The next man walks up and gets asked the same question. So this man says, "I was in my apartement when I slipped and fell over the railing. I was able to grab onto the railing of the apartement below me but then this guy starts pounding on my fists until I fall. 

Then he goes and dumps this refridgerator on me and I wound up here." St. Peter lets this guy in too because he has also had it rough. 

Then the third guy comes up and is also asked the question. 

This guy replies, "Okay, so I'm banging this married chick when the husband comes home early. 

So I go and hide in the refridgerator..." 


Thursday, June 12, 2014

Concerns About Women Safety in Bangalore After Sexual Assault in Car

Concerns About Women Safety in Bangalore After Sexual Assault in Car
Accussed Naseer Hyder. 23, is the son of local Bahujan Samaj Party leader
Bangalore : A 22-year-old woman was allegedly kidnapped and sexually assaulted by the son of a BSP leader in Bangalore raising concerns about women safety in the IT hub.


The woman was assaulted in Bangalore's upmarket Frazer town locality on Friday night while returning from dinner along with a male friend.  


Police said that the accused, 23-year-old Naseer Hyder, along with four others attacked them while the woman was getting off the car to enter her apartment. 

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Chota Sardhaarji Jokes-Chota Santa buys sabji




Chota Santa stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the Sabji wala:
10 kilo sugar at Rs 1.25 a kilo
4 kilo coffee at Rs1.50 a kilo
2 kilo butter at Rs1.10 a kilo
2 bars soap at Rs0.83 each

“How much does that come to?” asked Larry.

“Twenty-two rupees and thirty-six paisa.”

“If I gave you three ten rupee bills, how much change would I get?” said Chota Santa.

“Seven rupees and sixty-four paisa,” stated the Sabji wala who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Chota Santa said, as he disappeared through the door, “Mujhe ye sab nahi kharid ne ka he.. mujhe to bas apne kal ke math homework ka an“

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Missing Joker !!

Send me your snap, a good close up, as fast as you can. FAX it to me or e-mail me.  It is very urgent.             We are playing cards



And

 a JOKER is missing…” !!!

Vishwa Manava Concept by Kuvempu

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