Becoz they are always searching for...?

A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.

Question: Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia are like labourers.

Send the bottle back please !

A handsome Saudi was sitting in a restaurant at the corner seat.

He asked a waiter to take the most expensive bottle of Wine to a very attractive woman sitting alone at a table in the other corner.

Waiter brought in the elitist wine bottle & took the bottle to the woman and said,
"Excuse me mam,  this precious bottle is from that gentleman who is seated
over there."and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

ನೀವು ಎಷ್ಟು ಸಮಯ............ಅನ್ನೊದರ ಮೇಲೆ !!

ಬ್ಯಾಂಕಿನ ಮಹಿಳಾ ಸಿಬ್ಬಂದಿಯೊಂದಿಗೆ ಗುಂಡನ ಮಾತು..

ಗುಂಡ: ಮೇಡಂ ಇಡುವಾಗ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನ ಲಾಭ ಸಿಗುತ್ತೊ ಅಥವಾ ತೆಗೆಯುವಾಗ ಸಿಗುತ್ತೋ...?

ಮೇಡಂ: ಇಡುವಾಗ ಅಥವಾ ತೆಗೆಯುವಾಗ ಸಿಗೊಲ್ಲ.. !!

ಗುಂಡ: ಹಾಗಾದ್ರೆ.... ??


ಮೇಡಂ: ನೀವು ಎಷ್ಟು ಸಮಯ ಒಳಗಿಡ್ತಿರಿ ಅನ್ನೊದರ ಮೇಲೆ ನಿರ್ಧಾರವಾಗುತ್ತೆ..!!!!