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Finally SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA has revealed name of his guru.
And he is
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Rajnikanth
Mind it!
Rajnikant doesnt need Water Supply Connection in His House
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Rajni & His Coin
Once Rajnikanth was standing in his balcony and suddenly his
coin fell down,
He went down to pick his coin but
the coin was not there… why….
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cuz, RAJINIKANT reached before the coin
Rajini RockSSssssSS !!!!! :
Once rajnikanth and bhagwan had a fight
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n nw bhagwan abhi uper hai!!!
lolzzz!
Rajinikanth already saw the match in his dream last night and he saw India had won. Today he just came to watch the highlights!
“news reporter : don’t u think bad , evryone cracks jokes on you…
rajnikant : do u think they all were jokes…:P
yenna rascallas ,,,,mind it :P ”
once a bull tried 2 mess with rajnikanth!!!!!!!!!!
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sins dan da bull is on da emblem of Lamborghini
Once bill gates said rajini that it takes 30 mins for him to travel from one corner to the other corner of his house. rajini smiled and said if he travels from corner to other corner of his house then ” ROAMING CHARGES APPLIES”
“WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student
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?Teachers used to bunk class…”
“Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….
That building is now known as…
…THE WHITE HOUSE…;)
“Rajnikant ne videsh me jamin kharidi
aur uske charo taraf Wall Compound banaya
Aaj ham us Wall Compound ko
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THE GREAT WALL OF CHAINA
ke nam se jante he.”
kaRajnint make a mobail!
Mobail Name-R1
Video Format-
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Audio Format-
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Internal Memory-
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Blacktooth
redtooth
Whitetooth
Scaner
Printer all available
4G,5G Speed
Camera-
1000mega block buster pixel
No need to Sim card
Roming no anywhere just on Planet PLUTO
Charger – NO
Charge on air
Speaker- DJ Quality
Screen- 32 inch
Internet-Free till Death
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| That's Rajni's Bike !! |
26 july 2005 ko mumbai be badh aayi charo taraf pani hi pani
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11 Feb 2011 ko Japan me Tsunami fir charo taraf pani hi pani
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Q K
nahane ke bad Rajnikant Shower band karna bhul gaye.”
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“rajnikanth eats 1 lakh crore food in one week
which is
the comsumption of 3 states in 1 year….
that’s why he iz callled rajnikanth
U ROCK BOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!………☺☺☺☺☺☺”
once rajnikant closed all the lights of his room …
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.today that room is known as
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BLACK HOLE..
once rajni was living
and he is still living”
“once rajinikanth was flying in helicopter via switzerland and his purse fall down
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what happen??????????
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.taoday that place is called swiss bank”
“Rajni decide to donate his eyes,
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for nasa to make new HD telescope”
“ROBIN BROWN
ANDY PHILIP
JAKOB MURPHY
NORMAN GRACE
IAN KEPLING
Recognz dis guys?
These r names of those Navy Seals who kild Osama Bin Laden!
Now U’ll b Wondern y m I sharing this with u? Stop wondering & just put 2gethr da 1st letters of der names;I think u’ll get da point… … …”
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Latest Scientific Discovery-”Big bang was caused by Rajinikant bursting a cracker on diwali”.
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Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
“rajnikanth ke kutte ke ghar par likha hai
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maalik se savdhan”
rajnikanth wanted 2 share his knowledge,so GOOGLE waz born
once james bond shoots a person and says
I am bond James Bond’
climax:
but the person catches the bullet throws back to Bond and bond dies,
and the person says
“ones rajni was bulding a fort he just built its compound
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2day it is known as great wall of china”
Once upon a time Bermuda Triangle used to be known as Bermuda Square. Legend says that, there was a rift between the gods and Rajnikanth, as the gods decided to stay on this earth. This decision angered Rajnikanth immensely. Later on both of them decided to battle against each other in Bermuda Square. On the day of the battle, Rajnikanth kicked one of the islands of Bermuda Square which was the army base of the gods towards the sky. Thus resulting in Bermuda Triangle. But this part of the island went up very high and got stuck between Mars and Jupiter and broke into billions of pieces, which is today known as the Asteroid Belt. The gods got scared of him and never dared to come back on earth.
Moral: You don’t mess with Rajnikanth because Rajnikanth messes with you. Mind it!
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after so much of love from his fan….RAJNIKANT started education institution in chennai….
bt
till date…no student taken the admission…………………….coz?
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they r confused??????
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bcoz his education institution name is
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RAJNIKANT MEDICAL COLLAGE OF ENGINEERING & COMMERCE
(we make here good economist & artist)”
“Rajnikanth’s mother conceived him without having sex!!!!
Do u knw y???
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.Kyun ki
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kisi mai ka lal mein itna dum nahi ki woh rajnikanth ki maa ko chod de!!!”
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“One Day Rajnikanth took part in 100m race,
obviously he came 1ST, but Einstein died,
Cause LIGHT had COME 2ND!!!!!!”
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The Film Titanic part – 2 Was directed in Rajni’s Bathtub !!
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once ,when rajnikanth was child ,he gave to a child to one of his drawing of a girl in his class who’s name was Mona……..
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“One day Rajni went to africa,
he saw a black man outside his house and asked,
a kon??? from that day the man is known as akon!!!!!!”
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Rajnikant ones kicked a stone from Madras(present Chennai) and dat stone is now known as sri-lanka!
December 2012 — why Mayan calendar ends here.
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Rajnikant’s calendar starts from here..
Rajnikanth is farted
“Once upon a time, Rajnikanth farted.
It is known as Bhopal gas tragedy.”
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once ,when rajnikanth was child ,he gave to a child to one
of his drawing of a girl in his class who’s name was Mona……..
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“One day Rajni went to africa,
he saw a black man outside his house and asked,
a kon??? from that day the man is known as akon!!!!!!”
Rajnikant is the only one who knows those 2 persons
Who shake hand on Nokia Mobile
Phone”
“Must read- Some more
interesting
facts abt Rajnikanth:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the
bullet`s funeral.
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in
Pakistan `via
Bluetooth`.
When Rajni was a student,
teachers used to
bunk classes.
Rajnikanth can draw a straight
line with a
compass.
Rajnikanth knows who let the
dogs out.
Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in
Richter
scale.
The new Rupee symbol is actually
Rajnikanth`s signature.
When God watched Robot, he
said,` Oh my
Rajnikanth!`.
Rajnikanth has a statue of
Madame
Tussauds at his house.
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
Rajnikanth participated in 100m
race,
obviously he came first, but
Einstein died
watching that coz Light came
second.
“jai rajnikanth .lll send this message to 150 people
……..please don’t ignore that ..once a boy studying in class xii ignore this
guess what happened
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his class x result was changed into fail……….so mind it”
“Once Rajnikanth was sitting under a fan, in a 10 floor
building……
Suddenly fire broke and dere was no way of exit, exept d
window……
SuperRajni , uprooted the fan and jumped out of d window…
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Hence concept of helicopter was
found……”
“DHOOM 3 . .
Hrithik & Amir are on BIKE with speed of.. 2000 km/hr .
& . suddenly.. Rajnikanth overtakes them with CYCLE & says..
“”Yenna RascaLaa.. Save FuelLaa.. :D
Use CycleLaa..”" =)”
“once rajnikanth went to macdonalds and asked for a dosa to
ronald .he refused .
till date ronald is sitting out of his own restarant “
once
things got ugly between Eminem n Rajni. Eminem said ‘I’m not afraid’………….To
which Rajni replied ‘I love the way you lie’
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The
Film Titanic part – 2 Was directed in Rajni’s Bathtub !!
Rajnikanth
doesn’t see his watch. He decides what time it is.
I am a firm believer that
Rajnikanth created the world because he had one full minute of free time once
Once Rajnikanth was playing
cricket match in monsoon, so the rain had to be cancelled due to the match
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the maternity hospitals has no delivery patient.
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Because Rajinikanth is taking care of all
Pregnant ladies…..”
“Rajinikant can talk in all languages
including
Basic, COBOL, C++”
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