Actually who Invented ZERO ?

A frustrated student asked his Maths teacher...😡😡😡

If Zero was invented by Aryabhatt and he was born in the Kalayuga... Then...

In the past in Satayuga, who counted 100 Kavravas and Ravana's 10 heads and How?😳😳🙄🙄🤔🤔🤔🤔

Teacher resigned and went back to Vedic education but is still not able to find the answer...

Joke apart but the point needs to noted...

P.s: Got the above msg as joke. 

But any reply for that?

An expert's answer:

Let me start with just 1 reference from Vedas and 1 from Puranas (to keep this answer short - we will not have enough space if we want to document all such references).

1. Vedic Reference (Yajur veda):

The Rishi Medhātithi, after preparing bricks for a Vedic ritual, prays to the Lord of fire, Agni.

Imā me Agna istakā dhenava Santvekā ća desa ća satam ća

Sahasram ćāyutam ća niyutam ća Prayutam ćārbudam ća nyarbudam ća

Samudrasća madhyam ćāntasća Parārdhasćaita me agna ishtakā

Dhenavasantvamutrāmushmimlloke .

Becoz they are always searching for...?

A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.

Question: Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia are like labourers.

Send the bottle back please !

A handsome Saudi was sitting in a restaurant at the corner seat.

He asked a waiter to take the most expensive bottle of Wine to a very attractive woman sitting alone at a table in the other corner.

Waiter brought in the elitist wine bottle & took the bottle to the woman and said,
"Excuse me mam,  this precious bottle is from that gentleman who is seated
over there."and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

BHIM app seems to be satisfied everyone !!

After PM launched *BHIM App,* 

everyone seems to be satisfied,

RSS thinks its named after *Kuntiputra Bhim,*

Mayawati thinks it is named after *Bhimrao Ambedkar,* and

Rahul Gandhi thinks it is named after *"Chhota Bhim"*!!! 😂😆😅

Who is smart Doctor or Patient ?

Varamahalakshmi Puja special

 

One day Chitragupta told Bramha that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Varalakshmi pooja...they will get the same husband for the next 7 janmas.
😕😕😕

Brahma asked, ”Why” ??
😕😕😕

Chitragupta : .Sir, its becoming difficult to manage...
The wife want the same Husband
and
the husband wants a new wife

Its a problem to convince both.


Bramha : But this can’t be stopped...
It’s been going on since times immemorial.
😕😕😕
Just then Narada comes and he suggested...
On earth, there is a great person called " Chanakya"
Ask him for a solution.


(Chitragupta meets "Chanakya")

In one minute "Chanakya" solves the problem...😎

he advised .Chitragupta..
Any wife who wants the same ..husband... tell her that,
she will also get the same "MOTHER IN LAW". for the next 7 lives

All women screamed "oh god no!!!"
😕😕
Problem solved```

Difference between Welding and Wedding !!

An engineer was asked: "What is the Technical Difference between welding and wedding ...."

 

He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.......In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever; whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever ..."

KSRTC & BMTC BUS STRIKE IN BANGALORE

News: KSRTC & BMTC BUS STRIKE IN BANGALORE ON 25th and 26th July 2016

The KSRTC has gone to watch Kabaali today..
The BMTC will watch it tomorrow..

Hence the strike!!
Mark of respect to their ex-colleague..

ನೀವು ಎಷ್ಟು ಸಮಯ............ಅನ್ನೊದರ ಮೇಲೆ !!

ಬ್ಯಾಂಕಿನ ಮಹಿಳಾ ಸಿಬ್ಬಂದಿಯೊಂದಿಗೆ ಗುಂಡನ ಮಾತು..

ಗುಂಡ: ಮೇಡಂ ಇಡುವಾಗ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನ ಲಾಭ ಸಿಗುತ್ತೊ ಅಥವಾ ತೆಗೆಯುವಾಗ ಸಿಗುತ್ತೋ...?

ಮೇಡಂ: ಇಡುವಾಗ ಅಥವಾ ತೆಗೆಯುವಾಗ ಸಿಗೊಲ್ಲ.. !!

ಗುಂಡ: ಹಾಗಾದ್ರೆ.... ??


ಮೇಡಂ: ನೀವು ಎಷ್ಟು ಸಮಯ ಒಳಗಿಡ್ತಿರಿ ಅನ್ನೊದರ ಮೇಲೆ ನಿರ್ಧಾರವಾಗುತ್ತೆ..!!!!

then today is the day

If you have promised YOUR wife that you will love her 24/7
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 then today is 24/7 

Gabbar Singh was a MANAGEMENT GURU !

Gabbar Singh was a *MANAGEMENT GURU* as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered through the movie *Sholay.*

Read On...They are awesome..!👌

1. *Jo Darr Gaya - Samjho Mar Gaya!*

Courage and enterprise are important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented business.

👍😃👍

A Lady on telephone:

Hello Prashant Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..

Prashant : do u know me.. 

Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.  😊

Prashant  stunned,😳 Oh my God!😱

Prashant :Are u Sangeeta???? 😨

Lady:No ☺

Prashant :Are U Megha ??? 😨

Lady:No ☺ 

Prashant :Are u Nisha? 😨

degrees' have been replaced by ?

" I still use Pythagorus theorem of

30 Degree, 📐60Degree📐90Degree  to solve most difficult problems of life.

Only difference is,

Santa- Banta Jokes

♦Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le

Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??

Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega hamko ?

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♦Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.

Wajan to kam ho gaya..magar

Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..

1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu-----------------------

Kya Khoob hai ye Jamane ka Generation !!

♦ROCKING GENERATION

"KID FAILS IN EXAM"

Father: Aaj Se Mujhe  Papa Mat Kehna...!

Son : Oh, come On Dad,

It Was Just A 'School Test'

Not A "DNA" Test...!

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♦Tchr : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?

How Vijaya Mallya makes Jokes ?

Jeevana-Sanjeevini: Do you know How Vijaya Mallya makes Jokes ?:   One day I got chips. My friends ate and ran away One day I got Bhujiya My friends ate and ran away. Then I got ALCOHOL. The...

Beggar and Husband

Beggar - Give me food.

Man - I'll give u Scotch. 

Beggar - i don't drink.

Man - i will give u cigarette.

Beggar - i don't smoke.

Man - i will take u to d races.

Beggar - i don't gamble.

Man - i will get u a girlfriend.

Beggar - no i love only my wife.

Man - i'll give u food, but first u have to come to my house.

Beggar - why?

a Naughty Boy Prays God !

God: What do you want ? 

Boy: I want a Beautiful Girl !

GOD: If you are a Muslim I will give you "Katrina"

 If you are a Hindu I will give you "Kareena"

 If you are a Sikh I will give you "Anuska" and

 If you are a Christian I will give you "Genelia"

...............Now tell me what is your Name ?

Boy: Abdul Vijay Singh Farnades !

God to his Angel: Mayavati De Saale Ko ! Jyaada Smart ban raha hai !!!!!

Jokes on your Mobile Recharge

Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya....

Dukandar-- kitne kaa??

Santa-- 10 ka kar do...

Dukandar-- 7 rs ka talktime milega..

Santa- Koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do..