Santa- Banta Jokes

♦Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le

Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??

Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega hamko ?

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♦Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.

Sales man: plain main dikhau.

Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!

Santa's Son was filling an application form.n 

Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu?

Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..

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