Beggar and Husband

Beggar - Give me food.

Man - I'll give u Scotch. 

Beggar - i don't drink.

Man - i will give u cigarette.

Beggar - i don't smoke.

Man - i will take u to d races.

Beggar - i don't gamble.

Man - i will get u a girlfriend.

Beggar - no i love only my wife.

Man - i'll give u food, but first u have to come to my house.

Beggar - why?

Man - my wife should see and learn what happens to a person who doesn't drink, smoke, gamble and only loves his wife..