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The father is listening to the news 
the child to the cricket commentary
and the mother to the cookery programme.
the three programs jumbled completely .
they are:
in todays parliment 
pathan bowled his fourth over
and is washed in boiling water .
kalam visited 
agarkar who is now going to
break the eggs
an atlanta bowing 747 was hijacked in cuba
and sent straight in the hands of raina
and is chopped in small pieces with chilly
the famous film star, sharuk khan
has been caught by dravid
and sliced and soaked with dalda oil 
in his speech mr manmohan
was hit on face 
which will turn red in few minutes 
we now end our new bullatin
by calling sachin 
to peal the onions.