SMS Jokes

I mixed RUM with WATER, I was drunk.

I mixed GIN with WATER, I was drunk.

I mixed WHISKY with WATER then also, I was drunk.

I swear from now onwards, I will never drink WATER again!!

After Kaali Quarter Botli hange Life aachegaakovle Wife !!!!
(Victory Kannada Film Song by Yogaraj Batru)
Many people says Drinks are the Best Friend for a married Man !! 
What you say ?